#call me child
Explore tagged Tumblr posts
Text
Miss Cleo TV Ad 1 (Late 1990s) | Psychic Readers Network
youtube
90's Fest Commercial of the day: Miss Cleo Psychic Readers Network #commercial #ad #tvad #psychicreadersnetwork #misscleo #RIPMissCleo #90s #90sfest #durandurantulsas4thannual90sfest #callmechild
#commercials#ad#tv ads#miss cleo#rip miss cleo#psychic readers network#90s#90s fest#duran duran tulsa's 4th annual 90s fest#call me child#Youtube
0 notes
Text
People keep on asking for more Baby Robin and Papadile so here is more Baby Robin and Papadile. Now never ask anything from me ever again
#My art#One Piece#Long post#Sir Crocodile#Nico Robin#Alternatively panel 5 would've been a close up of Crocodile's face from Robin's POV where he looks like he's giving her a death glare#Not intentionally he's just a big scary bastard with a Resting Murder Face and Robin is a small traumatized child#But I wanted to focus on the silliness of the moment so you get the goofy version instead#IDK man there's just something very funny to me about the idea of Robin just randomly info-dumping about a subject she's read about#And Crocodile being like ''?????????????????????? The fuck you talking about??''#Robin leaves the ship's kitchen and Crocodile just stares at the tomato like ''...It's a fruit? Forreal?''#(Meanwhile Robin is sweating bullets like ''I called his favorite vegetable a FRUIT right in his FACE he's going to KILL ME'')#Robin grew extra feet from the bottom of her feet to reach the counter and that actually isn't me trying to explain bad art away#In the original Papadile comic there was a panel of Robin doing the dishes with extra feet to reach the sink but I cut it out#(It was a stress relief comic I did not feel like drawing a complicated background in detail) (BUT YES I THOUGHT OF IT)#Nico Robin Age 11 is *more* than capable of cooking Crocodile just does not trust her with his food. At least not yet#She did start doing the dishes unprompted and continues to do so (mostly out of fear). Croc told her she didn't have to but allows it#IDK a lot of people seem to headcanon Crocodile as incapable of cooking and like. Surely Mr ''I don't trust people'' knows how to cook#Like he doesn't have to be a master chef or anything but and maybe he enjoys not HAVING to cook (pain in the ass with one hand + knife/hook#But surely he can cook decent enough. SURELY#Botanists don't @ me I know the ''tomato is a fruit'' thing isn't fully accurate this is just a silly little haha comic
3K notes
·
View notes
Text
Stuck on the thought that Bruce tried to be a father for Dick, but Dick didn’t want one. He wanted an equal, someone to fight crime with. And consequently, Bruce drove him away with his overbearing nature.
And then Jason came to him, and of course Bruce had to do better this time. He didn’t want to lose another child Robin. Only he realized too late that Jason didn’t just want to be Batman’s partner, he wanted to be Bruce’s son.
((And with Tim he was too scared to even try))
Kay thanks s’cuse me while I go cry in a corner goddammit
#random thoughts#look I love the batfam#and I love Dick being the oldest and calling Bruce dad#but also he was an angry child that just lost the nicest family ever#of course he didn’t want a new dad#and Bruce misunderstood#because emotions are HARD#and then Dick was gone and he was panicking with Jason because ‘Ok I’m gonna do everything better this time around’#… only to have Ethiopia happen#urghhhh just—-#Batdad#Bruce#give me caring Bruce Wayne#give me a father who wants to follow his children everywhere because he can’t bear to lose more family#ghost talks#jason todd#batfamily#dick grayson#bruce wayne#batfam#Batman
3K notes
·
View notes
Text
this is so funny like im cracking tf up... the cocky son of color thinking that he can call his mother by her first name, and getting eyebrow raised into submission? many such cases
#its just such a classic child of color experience. no i am NOT calling my parents by their first names. don't be crazy. what am i? white?#damian killing me here like cmon man. i KNOW you have house training. act like it brother.#damian wayne#talia al ghul#now reading...#robin: son of batman
1K notes
·
View notes
Text
Jy and his two guard dogs (or cats)
#aratribow#my art#honkai star rail#jing yuan#hsr jing yuan#hsr yanqing#hsr yunli#jingyuan and yanqing#yanqing#jingyuan and yunli#they r father and daughter to me fr#also NO YANLI TAGS OR M YEETING MYSELF INTO YALLS WALLS TO NIBBLE AWAY AT ALL YALLS CABLES#parent child relatioship tm#kitsune jy so thought the kids would be kitsune as well#but everyone i've shown this art to have called them cats#so cats dogs foxes whatever yall like fr
2K notes
·
View notes
Text
Some BTAS Crane doodles bc he's so goofy and silly
#“hi Professor Crane :D” “Good Evening Child :) WORSHIP ME FOOLS! WORSHIP ME!”#my beloved so called hroo hraa “all terrible god of fear”#love a guy who just wants to get some revenge and spook ppl#i love how not scary he is out of costume ksdkfsd- I mean I don't find his BTAS costumes scary anyways but I like to imagine him#as the same little ol Crane under that hefty Jeffrey Combs voiced TNBA costume#frootertooter art#doodlydodads#dc scarecrow#scarecrow#jonathan crane#btas#btas scarecrow#btas jonathan crane#batman the animated series#dcau#dcau fanart#dc comics
1K notes
·
View notes
Text
yea it's a show about nepo babies but Succession really said "20 billion dollars doesn't erase the persistent trauma of childhood abuse, or absolve the abuser" so like. remember that next time your parent tries to uno-reverse-guilt-card you with "but we gave you so much"
#gave me so much to spend years untangling in therapy#*points to writhing mass of cptsd symptoms nestled cozily in my skull* i call it the Gordian Knot of Shitty Childhoods#bc sometimes the only way to untie it is by cutting off shitty family#succession#tw child abuse#tw abuse#that being said. i wouldn't say no to 20 billion dollars
4K notes
·
View notes
Text
god i love skk sm i wish gay ppl were real :(
#LOTUS DRAWING ACTUAL POSES AND NOT JUST BUSTS??? WOAH#i swear i actually know anatomy and stuff i just never draw it bc it's too much effort#going to bed <<<<< staying up until two thirty to draw your otp#ALSO.. for those of you who know i'm rewatching bsd w my friend whose never seen it before.. we finally got to ep9#and she IMMEDIATELY clocked in on skk's toxic exes energy😭😭#also she calls chuuya childe bc hes a ginger and his first reaction to seeing dazai was “fight me >:)”#she was like “omgg..hes part of the evil organization🤭 and has beef w the protag (he wants to fuck them😏) *giggles* wait. TARTAGLIA😨😨‼️”#I WAS TRYING SO HARD NOT TO SCREAM.. I COULDNT LET HER KNOW HOW DISTRAUGHT I WAS HEARING THAT FOR THE TENTH TIME#anyway we finished s1 and chuuya's her fav character so far let's see if she can learn his actual name and stop calling him childe😭😭#bungou stray dogs#bungo stray dogs#bsd#dazai osamu#osamu dazai#chuuya nakahara#nakahara chuuya#soukoku#skk#lotus draws
4K notes
·
View notes
Text
I need D'Urge to be a companion 😭 Especially since he's canonical even when you create a custom Tav
(Some headcanons, some based on little snippets of dialogue from the game)
Edit: Baby Durge Tail Wag GIF
⇐ Previous | Memento of The Dark Urge | Next ⇒
#baldur's gate 3#bg3#the dark urge#durge#orin the red#the feel when you were promised to be father's fav but this old lizard comes in and takes your grandpa's place as head of the murder house😔#i love entitled murder baby orin vs what is with this sassy lost child durge#bhaalists gave durge that porcupine drip#when i showed this to my friend they called me a scaly...#girl i just drew a dragonborn wdym sexy??#lil' doots
2K notes
·
View notes
Text
baby👶 drawings. these are very dear to me rn.. 2nd pic is my Nelavis with @barvin0k's Varonur 🩵 last one is a baby bosmer and snow elf, hairiest of them all. although the bosmer was meant to be my girl Barletta too lols
#tes#skyrim#my art#oc#nelavis#barletta#😭😭😭😭💔💔💔💔💔 babies are so sweetum ugh my heart is crumbling rn#referenced some anne g*ddes stuff for dis#i call them snow elves instead of falmer like g*lebor would want me to#i never really get to talk about my elf anatomies at length cus i'm lazy but i sprinkled some info in the first pic#altmer society is EugenicsLand so you could only tell if your child has 'good' traits when they hit puberty#ex. height and shoulder width is something very important to them#if you don't have those traits ur pretty much a failure#other elves have it easier 🤓#idk i still might make some kinda infographic for the way i picture them but umm maybe not who knows#on snow elves and bosmer the fur is still 'confused' when they're in baby stage and is pretty much everywhere#it evens out w/ age and stays on the back; neck; sides of face the most and in places where human body hair wud be#idk ummm..and i think all elves grow their nails out unless they're very intertwined with humans in their life#ex. my snelf elisif; she has her nails trimmed to be regarded as more human i guess#nails are most important to altmer tho and might be a status symbol of some kind... they like using them in combat too#it's shameful for an altmer to not have long nails for any reason but there can be exceptions#like my el*nwen that can't physically grow nails out because of burn injury#so she has fake ones on her combat gloves#it's cute#elf nails aren't as frail as human nails and are more like an animals claws (corny) but bosmers' are the sturdiest#and their nails are curved in shape. for U know. Climbing and stuff#cause dunmer and altmer etc. have straight nails. they can hit the nail salon
713 notes
·
View notes
Text
Darksiders Genesis: Eden's Flowergirl
I started this back in June and picked it up again in October (im slow asf i know)
Can you tell where i started getting lazy?
This was based on an ask for @imagine-darksiders by @dorykitcat24
Hope you guys enjoyed it as much as i loved how War's face turned out at the end
#art#comic#comicart#fanart#darksiders#darksiders genesis#darksiders strife#darksiders war#human child#fanfic#Eden's flowergirl#a part of me wants to call this Alice in Darksiders for some reason lmao#also i love your CHWH fanfic and ive been wanting to draw qscene from it for so long sbsvsbsbc#digital art#artist#artists on tumblr
401 notes
·
View notes
Text
another humans are space orcs/humans are space oddities who run a care centre for alien younglings
"Excuse me, caretaker Kim?"
"Yes Tarlak?"
"Can Mira spend a night cycle at my home?"
"Uhhh, your gonna have to ask her parents for that. Do you want me to ask them for you?"
"Are you not one of her parents?"
"No..? What gave you that idea?"
"Because she has called you 'mama' 3 times before. As have Fredric, Yasmine, and several other human children...except for Danny...he called you 'papa'."
"Oooh, right, right, uh I'm actually not anyone's parent."
"...then why do they call you that? It does not make sense."
"Well, as you know, humans can form connections with just about anyone and sometimes those connections resemble the ones we have with our family members. So when kids call me mom or sometimes dad even, it's because I remind them of that parent."
"Remind? But you look nothing like Mira's mom."
"Yeah, but I remind her of how she feels with her mom. Does that make sense?"
"Yes, that is understood. Thank you for explaining this to me *whistle chirp*"
"Yeah no problem. Wish I could whistle like that."
A few days later...
"Kim!"
"Oh, hey Max!"
"How did you and every other parent...become a thing?"
"I'm sorry what now???"
"Look, I know you guys have been pretty quiet about it but, come on. Having the kids call you mom or the equivalent of mom in public? Pretty obvious buddy."
"...is that what they've been calling me?"
"You didn't know? How did you not know?? See this is why you should have taken linguistics with me...wait does this mean your not dating every other parent?"
"Max, the fact that you think I have that much game is the most flattering thing anyone has ever thought of me."
#humans are space orcs#humans are space oddities#humans are space fae#another contribution to this#this is based of the day when 5 separate children on the same day called me mom with one dad#the adventures of kim and max running a space child centre
2K notes
·
View notes
Text
Prompt:
Actor Au!
Where Batman and Co. are the most popular TV series and they’re currently filming Jason’s death.
Only Bruce goes so deep into acting he breaks down for real upon the part where he arrives at the warehouse and digs through the rubble for his child.
#Jason just thinks it’s phenomenal acting#and totally doesn’t move a muscle until the Regisseur calls the cut#at which point Jason just jumps up and goes ‘that was AWESOME Pops!’#only bruce doesn’t stop crying and clutching at him#and literally everyone else is disturbed by the sheer level of emotion#the only reason the cut wasn’t called earlier is because the filming crew was too shocked with Bruce’s screaming and begging#Jay honey you played the dead child a little too well#Bruce is having a full blown mental breakdown#Dick and Tim have to be called on set#unless they’re already there and also joining the cuddle pile because#JASON YOU PLAYED YOUR PART TOO WELL#Joker’s actor is going on a month long vacation he’s got trauma#I’m still sick af but this au came to me in a fever dream oops#might be dying more at eleven lol#actor au#jason todd#batfamily#dick grayson#bruce wayne#batfam#robin#tim drake#red hood#joker#prompts#angst#jaybin#batdad
482 notes
·
View notes
Note
genuine question, do you think callout posts are inherently evil? like if someone's doing some weird shit and hiding it i think people would want to be warned about that at least. just try to discourage harassment as much as possible
The existence of a callout posts means that the targeted person will be harassed if enough people see it. There is no amount of "don't harass anyone mentioned in this doc/video" disclaimers that will prevent that. The post is now potentially a permanent record that anyone can cite for years into the future. You are now at the whims of unknown strangers to be banned from communities, kicked out of creative projects, or be blocked by friends, at any time with no warning. I would consider this to be harassment, but to people who don't know about how these things usually go down they would be seen as righteous whistle blowers.
No matter what you actually did, if your awkward interaction with someone was too sexual, or if you stated a shitty opinion about a complex topic, or if you misjudged someone's boundaries, or if you engaged with kink in a way that made someone outside the scene uncomfortable, you are now a predator. I have seen firsthand the game of telephone starting from "this person did/said something sexualized on an online platform where teenagers could have been present," to "acted creepy around teenagers," to "regularly sexually assaulted children," to "pedophile".
Callout posts do not actually stop the person from "doing weird shit". It depends on what you mean by "weird shit", but if you mean "secretly draws/engages with Bad Porn", which is what a lot of callout posts are about, I implore you to recognize that it is truly not your business to know every private action someone takes just because you follow them on social media. This applies to awkward interactions people have in private too. Sometimes it's patterns of abuse, but a lot of the time it's interpersonal drama that is not anyone else's business.
If by "weird shit" you mean that someone has demonstrated ongoing patterns of real emotional/financial/sexual/etc abuse, and it's something that cannot be handled by any other means (either privately or with legal action if relevant), then in those cases a callout post can potentially do more good than harm if it reaches the people that need to know about it.
The level of long-term mental anguish that a target can go through is absolutely no fucking joke. A callout post has the potential to be a gun to someone's head, especially if they're socially/mentally/physically disadvantaged to begin with, which conveniently describes the most likely people to be targeted with high profile callout posts. [This is because: 1.) Our communities are wayy more likely to self-police than the rest of the internet and 2.) there are groups such as kiwifarms that love when a trans girl does something they can suicide bait her with and they also love it when we infight, isolate, and attack each other.]
I don't think callout posts are inherently evil, but they do nothing to make the target not continue their unwanted behavior. The only good function a callout post can serve is to warn potential future victims. If there are no victims, no behavior that will DIRECTLY lead to someone being victimized, no scam being uncovered, no patterns of abuse being shared, then the only victim is the target of the callout post. Everyone else involved is just gawking at gossip and/or contributing to suicidal levels of anxiety to a stranger.
#ask#callout#call out#ive pretty much only been using tumblr for talking about abusive internet behavior#i use mastodon for my normal posting#it feels like everyone on fedi is already aware of all of this.. peaceful#*wearing a button that says Ask Me About The False 4lung Child Kidnapping Accusations!*#miles junk
1K notes
·
View notes
Text
maybe don't name ur plane-loving husband's daughter after a dead pilot...
Dude the way my jaw dropped. The gasp I gusp.
Listen!! Listen. I thought it was SO clever ok!! It's dedicated to him and Emily!
Maybe it's a prophecy... love u Amelia it was nice knowing u.... or maybe I should just make her build a habit of refueling as often as possible...
#sdv#sdv harvey#don't look at my kind of demented looking baby#i don't know how to draw childrn....#be distracted by the dilf#i worked so hard on her ok she's like my baby frlz#Amelia Sodbuster my darling baby#no i don't have a favorite child#the other ones called Apollo i had him as a jumpscare it was so funny wait I'll tell u later#i love him too#they both look nothing like me#whose white ass babies are these#lol anyway right tags#stardew valley#sdv fanart#stardew fanart#stardew harvey#sdv farmer#sdv oc#that's it right?#ok bye love u#lol um#Amelia Earhart#i guess#i hope my child doesn't get eaten by crabs#my art#harmony sodbuster
2K notes
·
View notes
Text
Got possessed by the demons again
#I have a second one I’m gonna post in just a second#I was gonna post them here but it didn’t work with the formatting of the post and it made me upset so two meme edit dumps in one day!#daniil dankovsky#pathologic#the bachelor#the bachelor pathologic#clara pathologic#the changeling#the changeling pathologic#clara saburova#since that’s what just people call her I’ll tag it that way….#even if she deserves like way better parents….girl needs to be adopted by people who actually love her as a person#and not just as for the idea of having a child….sorry I’ll save that rant for another day#🌀my uploads🌀
250 notes
·
View notes